Chuck Norris Warns of Obama’s 1000 years of darkness

No joke…Tea Party nutbag Chuck Noriss and his wife warn of a 1000 years of darkness if Obama is reelected.  You tell me how a President is supposed to get things done when this crap represents a sizeable and intransigent part of the Republican base…


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Cyrus Tashakkori is Vice President at Pioneer Green Energy, a wind and solar power developer based in Austin, TX. He has an MBA and a Masters in Public Policy from the University of Texas in Austin and a Bachelor's in Science & Economics from the University of North Carolina, Asheville.
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2 Responses to Chuck Norris Warns of Obama’s 1000 years of darkness

  1. Mike Greczyn says:

    If Chuck Norris were a lawmaker, he would reduce the debt by repeatedly delivering roundhouse kicks to large piles of US Treasury Bonds. He would then improve the economy by, you guessed it, going down to the mall and repeatedly delivering roundhouse kicks to the heads of random shoppers until they buy something.

    • Cyrus says:

      Mike, by destroying treasury bonds, Chuck would reduce bond supplies and thus increase interest rates. That’s bad for the economy. Assaulting shoppers
      also creates uncertainty which hurts the retail sector. So Chuck Norris is bad for America. And so is his wife.

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